One of the things we dislike about cake-cutting is trying to do so equitably. In a perfect world, each person would get the exact same amount of cake. (Except for that person who only wants "a sliver" and ruins the slicing formula.) Even the geometry whiz in the office can't perfectly slice a birthday cake, so we know this is a huge societal problem that requires a solution.
Having cured all disease and achieved world peace, the scientists of the world present the Klipy Cake Divider! Pop the Klipy into the center of your cake or pie. Make the all-important first cut, then line up the guides based on how many total pieces you need: 6, 8, 10, or 12. Now all you need to do is cut where the guide tells you and you'll get perfectly even pieces. That person who wanted a sliver? They can just share with that person who always throws away half of their piece. (You know who you are.)
Product Specifications Divide any round cake into perfectly equal slicesNo more fights over who got the big piece!To use: Place in center of cake.Make your first cut.Line up the guides based on how many slices you wantUse guide to cut even slices!Happily nom cake.Divides into 6, 8, 10, or 12 slicesNote: Please allow our warehouse monkey robots to choose a random color for you.Materials: Food-safe plastic, BPA-freeCare: Dishwasher safe, top rack
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