T-Shirts & Apparel : I Breathe Geek

One of the nicest things about working at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which you should totally do, BTW) is that you feel like you're in your atmosphere. We have geeks of all stripes, and there's never any apologizing for not catching the past weekend's football games (although we do have our share of sports geeks). The water cooler talk is Doctor Who and the latest scientific discoveries, what everybody's reading and our favorite Greasemonkey plugin. (Also, it should be noted that we don't have a water cooler, but we do have an endless supply of caffeine.) When you forget where your body is and trip on your own feet, coworkers are quick to acknowledge, "I did that yesterday!" (although they will probably Tweet about your incident first). All in all, it's a really comfortable place to be a geek. You never feel like you have to apologize for being different, because here different is what we value.

This shirt is for those who breathe geek. It's got all sorts of different geek obsessions represented: Bohr atoms, gears, cables, DNA, brains, retro gaming, binary, lab equipment, a section of the periodic table and more. In graph-paper blue and white on a dusky blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Bravest Warriors Team

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T-Shirts & Apparel : I Never Finish Anyth

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Don't Panic & Carry a Towel

This shirt is a reproduction of a poster produced by the Earth Ministry of Information. It was the third in a series, intended to be released only in the event of Vogon invasion. Unfortunately, since the Vogons demolished the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass, it never really got a chance to be displayed. Well, actually, there were about two minutes between the Vogon ships arriving and the demolition beams in which several public servants ran around trying to remember where they put the poster, which was unfortunate because 1) they spent their last few minutes worrying about their job security, which was really a moot point since they, their bosses, and every TPS report they'd ever written boiled away into space moments later and 2) the poster wasn't actually on Earth any more. But at least they felt needed. The poster, on the other hand, mostly did not feel needed. It was discovered years later by a used book seller on Alpha Centauri in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard."

This shirt has the words "DON'T PANIC and CARRY A TOWEL" inscribed in large friendly letters beneath a crown in white on a red 100% cotton t-shirt.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Rocket Surgeon

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Zombie Protest

Congratulations! We're glad you're ready to fight for zombie rights. This article outlines some of the steps involved and the associated pitfalls to avoid when planning a successful zombie gathering.

Leadership. As you know, it is vital that some of the living remain in positions of leadership in the organization to provide the necessary motivation and thought-process behind running a large organization. Although, for consistency, you probably want your highest official to be a zombie in order to have him speak incoherently at corporate meetings and drool convincingly in discussions with politicians. However, leadership at the event should be an intelligent human, sympathetic to zombie rights. As the event coordinator, this human can provide guidance via a megaphone and also serves as a rallying point around which zombies will gather. Occasionally this "gathering" leads to "dismemberment" so you want to ensure that your event coordinator is expendable. This position fits nicely for zombie-rights activists hoping to transition to the less-demanding, zombie lifestyle.

Attendance. You might have a whole legion of supporters, but it's important to mobilize your zombie protesters so that they show up on the day of the event. Plan ahead so that folks can put it on their calendars. You can notify the mindless via your MySpace or Facebook account. Pass out leaflets to ensure the interested are notified. We've found that promising that there will be beer and brains brings the college-aged zombies out en masse in particular.

Location. We recommend a popular location with high-visibility for maximum exposure to the uninitiated. Although some organizations prefer the march, we find it easier to choose a specific place to protest. Shambling does not lend itself to marching, and zombies tend to get distracted more easily while in motion. Check with your local city hall to find out if you need a permit to gather at the location you've chosen. Remember that some of your supporters undoubtedly have physical impairments, so ensure your site is fully accessible.

Coverage. It's important to get your event covered by the media so that your reach is greater than those present at the event. After all, they all may have been eaten, even the well-intentioned, amenable-to-Zombie-rights ones (sometimes they're the tastiest). Documentary film makers, such as George A. Romero, are an indispensable resource in getting the word out. Make use of them as whenever possible.

"Zombies Were People Too" on a sandwich-board-clad zombie in black, blood red, and rotting-flesh green on a military green, 100% cotton t-shirt.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : World of Warcraft Panda Zip-up Hoodie

MMOs and Pandas are a match made in heaven. Pandas and martial arts are a match made in heaven. To be honest, we'd be willing to wager that most things go well with pandas. Think about it! A panda eating ice cream? On a ferris wheel? Pandas - or Pandaren, if you prefer - are just great.

With this hoodie, you'll be able to add panda to any situation: taking a walk in the park, visiting the zoo, or - let's be honest - staying home and playing computer games. This black and white zip hoodie is panda-colored and features the Pandaria monk paw insignia on the back shoulders.

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World of Warcraft Panda Zip-up hoodieFrom the Mists of Pandaria World of Warcraft expansionPerfect for WoW players and panda fansOfficially licensed Blizzard apparelMaterials: 60/40 Cotton/PolySee chart below for sizing

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Science To Do - Portal Shirt

Welcome, . Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. As you know, science is very important, and we're appreciative of your dedication of yourself up to and including possible permanent disabilities, such as death. To avoid permanent disabilities, be sure to ¶œ†?~¬
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State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : You Are Here Bell Curve

We find it's a rewarding habit to hang out with smart people like yourself. Face it. You tend to talk more about what you're reading and less about reality television. (Hey -- we have our personal addictions, too, but it's not our main topic of conversation.) This past weekend amongst a dozen friends a particular parasite came up for discussion independently in two different groups of people (there was one person in the crosssection of the Venn Diagram of those present who identified the topical overlap, an event which T-Shirt Girl will now refer to as the "parazeitgeist.") Also, we have arguments about where the period should go in that previous sentence. We love our smart friends.

Hanging out with smart people may make you seem normal by comparison, but think of the rest of the poor fools on this bell chart. The folks who created the interactive voice response maze^H^H^H^Hflow for our cellphone carrier? They're more than two standard deviations below normal. Let them know that. We suggest you wear this shirt any time you go to a place where you find the humans less than helpful. A list to start you off: the airport, the DMV, the meeting of your homeowners' association. It's not like they're going to understand the shirt anyhow, and it'll make you feel better.

One poor, sad dot indicates to the reader of the shirt "You Are Here," at the very low end of the bell chart which is printed in white ink on this black, 100% cotton shirt.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Cyberdyne Systems Logo Shirt

Cyberdyne Systems, a major defense contractor, has a job opportunity on our materials team. As this is a neural-network model, expertise in connectionism and/or computational neuroscience is essential. Your responsibilities would include planning and coordinating testing scenarios to help us integrate our new, revolutionary microprocessor technology into today's military computer systems. You would be part of a team defining the future with technical solutions that change our world in real and measurable ways. The team you would be joining consists of internationally recognized experts in advanced magnet technology, superconductivity, robotics, and automation. Reports to Miles Bennett Dyson, director of special projects.

Cyberdyne Systems logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed T2 merchandise.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Doctor Who Exterminate

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Heroine: Marie Curie Babydoll

One of our joys was to go into our workroom at night; we then perceived on all sides the feebly luminous silhouettes of the bottles or capsules containing our products. It was really a lovely sight and one always new to us. The glowing tubes looked like faint, fairy lights. - Marie Curie

Madame Marie Sklodowska-Curie wrote the above in 1923, recalling the work that she and husband Pierre Curie did at the turn of the century to isolate radioactive isotopes. It was during this time studying the curious Uranium emissions noticed by Henri Becquerel that she proved that Thorium was also radioactive, a word coined by her. In 1898 the Curies published papers announcing the discoveries of Polonium and Radium. In 1903 Marie shared the Nobel Prize in Physics with her husband and Becquerel, becoming the first woman to win a Nobel Prize, and in 1911, she was awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, becoming the first person to attain a second. She was determined that scientific knowledge should be open and free. "We took no copyright, and published without reserve all the results of our research, as well as the exact processes of the preparation of radium..... This was of great benefit to the radium industry, which could thus develop in full freedom .... and furnish to scientists and to physicians the products which they needed." Although she came to realize some of it, she never really knew the extent of the effect her beloved radiation was having on her own health. She focused the latter part of her life on the application of Radium for medicinal purposes, most notably to treat cancer, and to the focused study of radiation and its effects, directing scientists new to the field.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Steampunk Skeleton

Maybe you're into the whole DIY bit of the Steampunk movement but you're not quite ready to replace your ribs with copper tubing and your lungs with bellows. That's where we come in. We've made a Steampunk cosplay t-shirt that lets you reveal your inner self without exposing any actual vital organs. Sure it doesn't look quite as cool as being a steam-powered cyborg, but the pluses are that there's no worrying about pressure gauges and less oxidation this way. Trust me. When you gotta get in there and scrub the tarnish off of the thoracic vertebrae, you're going to need a second set of hands. It's even worse than trying to dry your back. Especially if your hands are modded, too.

Steampunk-esque skeleton in shades of sepia. The black, 100% cotton t-shirt is bleach-dyed before printing, which gives it an organic rusty look. Note: In the action shots, you may see an old version of this shirt, which we printed on a plain black t-shirt.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Liar Atom Babydoll

When we say atoms make up everything, we really mean everything. They're an entirely untrustworthy lot. But before you blame the atom, remember that everything the atom knows was made up by electrons, protons, and neutrons. They're the real culprits here.

A colorful, friendly, and imaginative atom on a 38% cotton, 50% polyester, and 12% rayon heather gray babydoll t-shirt.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Winter Is Coming Zip-up Hoodie

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T-Shirts & Apparel : European-Style Charm Bracelet

We've always liked the concept of charm bracelets. The idea that you get a tiny object to wear that commemorates an event or reminds you of something special makes us happy. The trick is that with this most recent style of popular bracelets, we've never found anything that really clicked for us. "I could get the faceted glass bead in my birthstone color, and it'd go with a lot of stuff I wear." "Sure, that one with the vines on it is pretty, but it isn't really ME." There wasn't anything out there that allowed us to express our inner geek divas.

And then it struck us. We're ThinkGeek. We could create a line of geek-appropriate beads ourselves! And thus this bracelet was born.

One of our favorite things about these bracelets is that you build them yourself, so the final piece of jewelry really is uniquely yours. If you just consider buying one of each of the beads below and the bracelet, you can stack them in 20,922,789,888,000 different combinations.

Not that you'd want to, mind you, but you could. The mathematical potential is there. So let's tell you a little about each of them:

Black Enamel w/Crystals Bead - A classy, slightly-sparkly option. Black enamel with clear crystals. Core is silver-plated pewter. 8mm along the bracelet, 4.5mm hole. Bling Mushroom Bead - A ThinkGeek Exclusive! A super-sparkly, sterling silver mushroom with pavé green and clear crystals on the cap. 14mm along the bracelet, 5mm hole. Celtic Knot Bead - A pretty little spacer that lets you express your love of Celtic design or woven things. Silver-plated pewter. 5mm along the bracelet, 4.5mm hole. Claddagh Bead - Three of the iconic Irish symbol (hands, heart, and crown) encircle this bead, all pointing the same direction, so you can still turn it toward you or away from you as appropriate. Silver-plated pewter. 9mm along the bracelet, 4.5mm hole. Companion Cube Bead - A ThinkGeek Exclusive! An officially-licensed Portal product! The tiniest Companion Cube EVAR. Sterling-silver with pink enamel hearts and a rhodium coating to prevent tarnishing. 9mm along the bracelet, 5mm hole. Knight Bead - Tiny but fierce. Sterling silver knight bust wields shield and sword. From our friends at Ohm. 10mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole. Latte (He)art - For lovers of coffee. A solid sterling silver cup of latte with concentric hearts traced in the foam. From our friends at Ohm. 13mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole. My Computer Bead - A happy computer that many of us remember fondly. Sterling silver set with a single green crystal where the branding would be and a tiny slot for disks. Even has the ports etched on the back. From our friends at Ohm. 12mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole. Screen Burn Bead - Deep, dark sparkle you're not likely to find elsewhere. A laboratory-created opal rondelle glitters with midnight blues and Matrix greens. Core is sterling silver. 6mm along the bracelet, 5mm hole. Sea Urchin Bead - We got this because it reminds us of a sea urchin test (the round inner shell). Full disclosure: it's got 6 plates instead of fivefold symmetry. Mutant sea urchin! Even better. Silver-plated pewter with clear crystals. 5mm along the bracelet, 4.5mm hole. Space Lampwork Bead - A ThinkGeek Exclusive! Black lampwork glass with blue dichroic flecks to mimic stars, which is appropriate since dichroic glass was developed by NASA for use in the space program. Core is sterling silver. 9mm along the bracelet, 4.5 mm hole. Sparkly Sprockets Bead - For lovers of steampunk and makers alike. Silver gear with clear crystals filling the spaces between the teeth. Sterling silver. 4mm along the bracelet, 4.7 mm hole. Super Mom Bead - An iconic shape for a Super Mom. Sterling silver insignia has an oversized M on one side and the words "Super Mom" and a heart on the reverse. From our friends at Ohm. 11mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole. Timmy Charm - A ThinkGeek Exclusive! ThinkGeek Timmy in solid sterling silver. Front has Timmy's features; back is convex and undecorated. Timmy measures 16mm ear to ear and 14mm crown to chin. Total length from top of holder 24mm. Charm holder measures 2mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole. Unicorn Tears Bead - Pastel sparkle you're not likely to find elsewhere. A laboratory-created opal rondelle glitters with cotton candy pink and lavender mist, just like real unicorn tears. Core is sterling silver. 6mm along the bracelet, 5mm hole. Union Jack Bead - Anglophiles unite! Funky cyan and blazing red enamel lines cover this sterling silver bead, mimicing the flag of the United Kingdom. 8mm along the bracelet, 5 mm hole. Wizarding Hat Bead - The sort of hat a young wizard might wear in a banquet hall. Sterling silver floppy, pointed, brimmed hat. From our friends at Ohm. 14mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole.

"But wait!" we hear you saying. "Timmy isn't IN the above grid. Why is that, ThinkGeek?" That's because the only way to get your Timmy Charm is to order a bracelet. Timmy comes with each bracelet you order. So we should probably tell you a little something about the bracelets themselves.

We had these sterling silver bracelets custom made for us with a toggle closure because we think toggles are so much easier to close with one hand than lobster clasps or twisty things or whatnot. Plus, that gives you a bit more play with the sizing. The toggle bar itself attaches with a lobster clasp to allow you to put beads on and take them off. The chain is 3mm in diameter, which means it fits basically all major brands of bead, whether they have threads or not: PANDORA, Chamilia, and Biagi (sorry, Troll folks). So if you have beads but want the toggle bracelet with Timmy, chances are your beads will fit on this bracelet. Conversely, if you have a bracelet but want more beads, these beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including Troll). We have compatibility issues every day with our computers. We don't need them with our jewelry.

When choosing a bracelet size, measure tightly where your wrist is widest and add an inch. That's your "average" bracelet size for a handful of beads (like the image above). If you plan to put lots of beads on the bracelet, order up a size. As you put more beads on, they effectively tighten the bracelet around your wrist. If you plan to highlight just one or two beads, order a size down. If you're ordering a gift for someone whose wrist size you can't get easily, just go with the 7.5". It's the most common. She can use the trick above (putting beads on and taking them off) to get to a length she's comfortable with. And if it doesn't work for her, she can exchange it for a different length.

Bracelets and charms come in small, glossy black jewelry boxes, suitable for gifting. The boxes are lined with tarnish-resistant cotton to keep your jewelry shiny longer when not in use.

Product Specifications

Each bracelet comes with an exclusive Timmy charm (both items made of solid sterling silver).Toggle closure for easy on-off.Choose from 1 of 16 different bead designs. Or get all 16!4 geeky designs you cannot find at your local jewelry store - available only at ThinkGeek!Note: The weave of the silver will eventually cause it to stretch. If that happens to a bracelet that used to fit perfectly, pop another bead on.Bling Mushroom Bead not for children under 14.Contains small parts. Not for children under 3.

For our customers with nickel allergies: the Black Enamel w/Crystals Bead, the Celtic Knot Bead, the Companion Cube Bead, the Knight Bead, the Latte (He)art, the My Computer Bead, the Super Mom Bead, the Unicorn Tears Bead, and the Wizarding Hat Bead are either nickel-free or have rhodium coatings. The Space Bead contains nickel, but the metal part doesn't touch your skin. All other pieces have small amounts of nickel, low enough to meet the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC.

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Powered By Stark

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Square Root

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Iron Man Equation

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Square Root Scoop-Neck Babydoll

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