T-Shirts & Apparel : Science To Do - Portal Shirt

Welcome, . Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. As you know, science is very important, and we're appreciative of your dedication of yourself up to and including possible permanent disabilities, such as death. To avoid permanent disabilities, be sure to ¶œ†?~¬
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State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake.

The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a black, 100% cotton "Look at me still talking when there's Science to do" t-shirt in three, two, one....

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T-Shirts & Apparel : Cyberdyne Systems Logo Shirt

Cyberdyne Systems, a major defense contractor, has a job opportunity on our materials team. As this is a neural-network model, expertise in connectionism and/or computational neuroscience is essential. Your responsibilities would include planning and coordinating testing scenarios to help us integrate our new, revolutionary microprocessor technology into today's military computer systems. You would be part of a team defining the future with technical solutions that change our world in real and measurable ways. The team you would be joining consists of internationally recognized experts in advanced magnet technology, superconductivity, robotics, and automation. Reports to Miles Bennett Dyson, director of special projects.

Cyberdyne Systems logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed T2 merchandise.

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